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Funny dating one liners

So I took the plunge as Cam and I set up my very own account on POF to try a social experiment on online dating.

Being new to the online dating community I didn’t really know what to expect.

The guys pursue the women a lot more aggressively than the women pursue the men.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

Online dating is a laid back version of speed dating except you don’t need to be physically presentable; you need to arm yourself with catchy headlines, subject lines, and come up with a successful way to approach and initiate conversation to a complete stranger.

Ultimately you are shopping through profiles, looking at the ingredients of the individual to see if it’s something you really want to purchase before putting it back on the shelf or carting it.

And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the one.” 8 Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?

It's obviously fake, everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola. Behind every girl’s selfie are approximately 43 nearly identical photos that just didn’t cut it. I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror. I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account, so I just go around announcing out loud what I'm doing at random times... If someday we all go to prison for downloading music illegally, I hope they split us up by music genres. I accidentally broke my Irish friend's Pixar movie. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. You will never get out of it alive." -Elbert Hubbard "Always remember that you are absolutely unique.

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